You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	7985
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4635	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2450	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8900	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Dragon Eggs Found:	2557
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	2679
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4217	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	239
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	6766
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3833
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.