| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2753 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).
And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6868 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1499 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.
For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.
Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.
The server is completely free to play and has no donations!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2122 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9882 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 58 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8820 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
