YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	181507
Potions Brewed:	123	Votes:	6347
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	362817	Magic Items Found:	3349
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	8533
New Chunks Explored:	150351	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	2519	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	1363	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3140	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!