Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 228
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Crops Grown: 2884
    Zombie Dances: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magic Items Found: 4384

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Potions Brewed: 34 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Buildings Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2524 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 796 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    • 🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
    • 🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
    • 🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
    • ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
    • 🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
    • 🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
    • 👥 Community Events
    • 🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
    • 🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
    • 🏬 Player Shops
    • 🔐 Lockable Chests
    • ⭐️ Shooting Stars
    • 🪑 Chairs & Sitting
    • ➕ Much more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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