Yoga Class Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2216
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchantments Applied:	105	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	2816
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.