YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	229555
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2963
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Farms Harvested:	498

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	5758
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	8651	Dragon Eggs Found:	599
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	519
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	2893	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
New Chunks Explored:	519950	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	237
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crops Grown:	1484
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	5356
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358