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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7214 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7062 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
