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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1180 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!