Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5441 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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