YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Dixie, Friends, Minecraft, Pole, Server, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, southern USA, subedition, YeehawCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7697
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Falling into the Void:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2872	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Potions Brewed:	176
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchantments Applied:	190
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	61	Crops Grown:	6375

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Void Gems Collected:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	1728	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2605	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Star Shards Collected:	249
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	New Chunks Explored:	595368
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	148
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	8853
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9364
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!