YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.

On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!

So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-chess-board-tutorial/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9428	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	192615

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Farms Harvested:	831
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.