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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8784 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4742 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.