Ye Olde Server of LOLs

lols, aged vocabulary, uncommon sayings, old-fashioned language, peculiar sayings

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Mystic Realm Craft 1.20.6

INTIMATE, ANONYMOUS, erotic story, Forbidden, anonymous confession

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

Dude, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes.

And get this, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret dance parties.

Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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New Server IP
NotTodayFamilyMinecraft SMP

NotTodayFamilyMinecraft, rejection, smp, relationships, alone

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you won’t feel left out like this poor soul on Christmas? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama and have a jolly good time with fellow gamers. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will never leave you on read like this guy’s cousin. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft family, am I right? So come on over and join us for a holly jolly time, because on our server, everyone is invited – even if your mom “accidentally” forgets to invite you to Christmas dinner.

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CiggySMPHater420

public health, passive smoking, smell, harmful effects, carcinogens

Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
CraftyLove: Time-Travel Edition

hindsight, life choices, personal growth, long-term relationships, destiny

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible but encouraged! Imagine going back in time before you met your current partner and still choosing them because they’re the only one who knows how to build the perfect pixel art heart for you. Or maybe you’ll go back and realize they’re actually a creeper in disguise and decide to build a fortress to keep them out. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and see where your time-traveling adventures take you!

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NukeCraft Server: Japan’s Power Play

sustainable energy, energy infrastructure, Play, energy innovation, energy technology

come join our minecraft server where we harness the power of nuclear energy to fuel our epic adventures! we got reactors bigger than your mom’s basement and enough electricity to power a million creepers! join us as we strive to be the most electrifying server in the world! plus, our glowstone is extra glowy thanks to all that nuclear power. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s light up the minecraft world together!

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New Server IP

Ye Olde Server of LOLs

Mystic Realm Craft 1.20.6

NotTodayFamilyMinecraft SMP

CiggySMPHater420

CraftyLove: Time-Travel Edition

NukeCraft Server: Japan’s Power Play