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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ores Mined:	9939
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Animals Bred:	180
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	230410
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1240
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20