Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of fighting against alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you and your squad will work together to liberate planets and save the galaxy. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join our server for a chance to complete outrageous objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while racing against the clock. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a planet made entirely of diamonds – talk about a jackpot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground bases filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary sword hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the galaxy – one block at a time!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Eastern Model Builders Minecraft SMP

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Oh, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft SMP! Not only do we have a thriving model kit community, but our members are also experts in building the most epic structures in the game. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are like the Bob Ross of Minecraft.

Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild adventures with our eccentric group of players. Rumor has it that one of our members once built a functioning roller coaster that sent players flying through the sky at breakneck speeds. And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder in our community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ATTOEX MULTIGAME | Open Beta Testing Minecraft server

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Hello!

The revival of the ATTOMEX SURVIVAL project, whoever caught it on versions 1.5.2… understood)

Server from the developers of such projects as ATTOMEX SURVIVAL, FUNNYCRAFT(1.5.2), LEGACY, MASTERBLOCK!

The project was made from scratch!!!! The server is currently under development, but is already open to players!

Join us! Together we will make this project LEGENDARY again!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sea Pirate Adventures Minecraft Server

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Ahoy mateys! Are ye tired of sailing the high seas in search of booty and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the most fearsome pirate in all the land (or sea, in this case).

Pros of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Unlimited access to rum (just don’t drink and mine, it’s a bad idea) – Plunder and pillage to your heart’s content without any pesky authorities getting in your way – Build your own pirate ship and sail the seven seas with your trusty crew of misfits – Engage in epic battles with other pirates for control of the treasure-filled islands

Cons of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Scurvy may be a real concern, so make sure to stock up on those vitamin C-rich foods – Krakens, sea monsters, and other mythical creatures may try to sink your ship (but hey, that’s just part of the fun) – Your parrot may develop a foul mouth from hanging around you and your crew too much – The occasional mutiny might happen, but hey, it keeps things interesting!

So what are ye waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the most notorious pirate to ever sail the digital seas! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re a lot scarier than any sea monster. Aye aye, captain!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just because you can. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us at Dyrbt and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	585
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SecretCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The MRB System” – a piece of blocky technology that can analyze the building memories contained within a Minecraft player’s brain! Join us as we delve into the virtual world of Minecraft and uncover the secrets hidden within each player’s final moments.

Our server is so advanced that we have a special police unit, Section Block, dedicated to investigating griefing crimes and solving mysterious disappearances in the pixelated world. Will you join us in this thrilling adventure, or will you be too scared to face the blocky truth?

Come on, don’t be a creeper – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mystery-solving experience! Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in the world of blocks and pixels.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Game-Changing Haircut Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP where your hairstyle can determine your success in the game! That’s right, our server is run by a group of fashion-forward villagers who will judge you based on your pixelated locks. Want to join our prestigious community? Better make sure your avatar’s hair is on point!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden dungeon in the server where the rarest hair accessories can be found. From diamond-encrusted hair ties to enchanted hairbrushes, only the most stylish players will be able to uncover these treasures and show them off to the rest of the server.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing that matters is your building skills, come join us where your hairstyle is the key to victory. Who knew that a simple haircut could make or break a game?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Pixel Adventure Minecraft Server

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Unicorns, bacon, explosions!

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where unicorns roam freely, bacon grows on trees, and explosions are a daily occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the legendary Bacon King rules with an iron fist (made of bacon, of course).

But that’s not all – we also have a giant maze made entirely of cake, a rollercoaster that loops through the clouds, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil army of zombie llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tubman’s Rolling Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the Tubmans are always ready to roll out! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, diamond armor for days, and a secret stash of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). Plus, our server is home to the legendary Tubmans, a group of players who are known for their insane building skills, epic PvP battles, and their love of pranking unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Tubman legacy. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from giant chickens raining from the sky to a zombie apocalypse that will have you running for your life. Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty North American Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Kitsune Guuji Edition, where you’ll find foxes running around in suits and ties, holding meetings and discussing world domination.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep overlords. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their coup d’état? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and are causing chaos all over the server. Ride alongside them on their motorcycles as they pull off daring stunts and evade capture by the authorities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in the Kitsune Guuji Edition!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	313	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft SMP – Chaos Emeralds Adventure

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about discussing ALL things Sonic! We have exclusive insider information like the release date of SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS (spoiler alert: it’s in 2024) and a crossover miniseries with DC that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, folks! We have Sonic Rumble, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 – Official Trailer, and even a Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special! And if you’re feeling creative, check out our booru for Sonic OCs or join our Pixel World to show off your building skills!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as fast-paced and exciting as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s speed through Minecraft together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was greeted by a talking rose. Yes, you heard that right, a TALKING ROSE! This rose led the player on an epic quest to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, all while battling evil mobs and dodging lava traps. And let me tell you, the player had the time of their life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken around spawn. Yes, you read that correctly, a UNICORN RIDING A CHICKEN!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to show your rose and get a response!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.