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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	133

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

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If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2452

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7581	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

>2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1