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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!
If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.
But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Why Not? Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server! -
Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous "Troll Bridge," where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music