Xtabay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	111
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	280	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Void Gems Collected:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8570	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	5269	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6790

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2915	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2