XmasBoozeBanFail | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	906914
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Emeralds Found:	4110
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Items Found:	1983
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2501	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8764
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ores Mined:	5176
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7039	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Farms Harvested:	764
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	408029
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	747	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	258