XmasBoozeBanFail | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Technology Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realm, Realmpvp, Secrets, Server, smp, Structures, Technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of Minecraft server is this?	This is an immersive journey server with untold mysteries waiting to be explored.
How many realms are there to join?	There are 3 realms available for players to join.
Can I craft structures in the realms?	Yes, players can craft majestic structures that reflect their unique vision.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Pixel Born Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Born, born with picrel, born with picrel guaranteed to be an incel, born with picrel incel, born with picrel joke, born with picrel meme, born with picrel tag, guaranteed incel, guaranteed incel joke, guaranteed incel meme, guaranteed to be an incel, incel community, incel culture, incel humor, incel no matter what, incel tag, Land, no matter what, picrel humor, picrel joke, picrel meme, picrel tag, PIXEL

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, if you were born with this pic, you’re basically guaranteed to be an incel for life, right? But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we turn incels into CHADs! Join us and watch as your social skills level up faster than a creeper explodes!

>can’t even talk to girls without sweating bullets>minecraft server makes you a ladies’ man

Forget sweating bullets when talking to girls, on this server, you’ll be spitting game like a pro! Our virtual world will turn you into a ladies’ man in no time.

>parents disappointed in your lack of success>minecraft server will make them proud

Tired of your parents being disappointed in your lack of success? Join our Minecraft server and watch as they beam with pride at your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

>friends make fun of your gaming skills>minecraft server will make you a legend

Who needs friends when you can become a legend on our Minecraft server? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community that will worship your every block placement.

Join now and become the Minecraft CHAD you were always meant to be!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6361	Animals Bred:	162
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7367	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7448	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	2606	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	523994

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	432
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!