XiCraft: No Westernising Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, Chinese youth, communism, culture, education, foreign forces, Globalization, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leadership, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Speech, WARNED, westernising, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3101	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so like, this server is like the Xi Jinping of Minecraft servers, warning against foreign forces trying to ‘westernise’ our blocky world. join us and protect the integrity of our pixelated land! xi jinping himself will personally thank you for keeping our youth safe from the evils of western influence. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. come join the resistance and fight for the glory of our server!

Forbidden Lands 1.21

“booked up”, “Don’t come here”, “exclusive reservation”, “exclusive seating”, “exclusive spot”, “full capacity”, “no room for more”, “no vacancy”, “not accepting guests”, “private booking”, “reserved spot”, “special reserved place”, “they’re full”, “VIP section”, exclusive access, exclusive area, Forbidden, full house, Lands, limited availability, overbooked, restricted entry

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1267	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! They’re like, totally full, except for me, ’cause I’m like, VIP or something. They’ve got a special reserved spot just for me, like, how crazy is that? You gotta join so you can hang out with me in our exclusive spot, it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, awkward pick up lines, bad pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, embarrassing ways to flirt, failed pick up lines, funny pick up lines, lame pick up lines, pick up lines to never use, pickup lines gone wrong, pickup lines to avoid, ridiculous pick up lines, terrible pick up lines, unsuccessful pick up lines, worst flirting lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, worst ways to hit on someone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3255	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	8055
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	956	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	4856	Enchantments Applied:	75
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	1613	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	53
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	1248
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6346	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫