xapros SMP

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xapros SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Server Host	Ryzen 9 7900
RAM	24 GB
Max Players	20

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a shopping district?	Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals.
Do you have a nether highway system?	Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server.
Do you use land claims or chest locks?	No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players.
Is the community mature?	Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time.
Is there a world border?	No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage.

Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!
We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

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HolyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!

Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.

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OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

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SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!
But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.

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BitTorrentBookworms Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know that one time when our server was, like, trying to train our AI models and we accidentally downloaded, like, 81.7 TB of copyrighted books via BitTorrent? Yeah, good times. But, like, now we have all these crazy books on our server that you can, like, totally explore and stuff.
Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.

Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.

So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!

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GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

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Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy

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hey you! ya you! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well come on down to our server where we embrace the dark triad traits!
join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?

we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀

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Harmony Falls

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Minecraft Server: Harmony Falls

Server Details

Version Java 1.21.1

IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server offering an immersive and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s why you’ll love it:
- 😄 Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to nearby players with Simple Voice Chat! Completely optional for those who prefer text.
- 👥 PvE & Optional PvP: Battle mobs or duel other players. PvP is toggle-able, ensuring you can play your way.
- 👹 Bosses & Dungeons: Take on challenging bosses, with new ones added regularly!
- 🐉 Pets: Collect adorable companions and mounts, from tiny bears and griffins to majestic dragons.
- 🌄 RPG Elements: Level up with MCMMO and embark on epic quests.
- 🌟 Events & Competitions: Join community tournaments, build contests, and more to win amazing prizes.
New Features & Seasonal Events!

Check out our latest holiday-themed bosses and special events happening now!

Join Our Active Community

Harmony Falls is about building lasting memories and epic adventures together. Our welcoming community on Discord is here to help you get started and make your journey unforgettable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Harmony Falls today and discover Minecraft like never before!

See you in Harmony Falls ✨
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Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together!

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CheckOutLineChaos

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Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!
Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

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HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.
We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

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MapleCraft: US Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

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CanuckCraft2020

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so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.21.1
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

The Banana

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Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

xapros SMP Overview

FAQ

Minecraft Server: Harmony Falls

New Features & Seasonal Events!

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Banana SMP: Season Three

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