Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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