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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8591 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7144 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 38 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!