Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us on this epic journey filled with insane events and wacky shenanigans. From battling the legendary Shorekeeper to leveling up with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Parade of Stars leveling event, sign up for the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event, and team up with friends for the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event. And don’t forget to check out the Solaris Weather Forecast platforming event for some extra fun!

Still not convinced? How about exclusive codes and emotes to unlock cool rewards and show off to your friends? Plus, join our /wuwa/ Friends List to connect with other players and form alliances.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2572 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2378 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Animals Bred: 178 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Zombie Dances: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ores Mined: 4732
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ores Mined: 5187
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1358
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Items Found: 4611

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Zombie Dances: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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