Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us on this epic journey filled with insane events and wacky shenanigans. From battling the legendary Shorekeeper to leveling up with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Parade of Stars leveling event, sign up for the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event, and team up with friends for the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event. And don’t forget to check out the Solaris Weather Forecast platforming event for some extra fun!

Still not convinced? How about exclusive codes and emotes to unlock cool rewards and show off to your friends? Plus, join our /wuwa/ Friends List to connect with other players and form alliances.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 New Chunks Explored: 744312
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9990
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 55 Dragon Eggs Found: 8920
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crops Grown: 8013
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Emeralds Found: 1970
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ores Mined: 3630
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ores Mined: 2965
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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