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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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