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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Divine Spears Created: 24
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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