WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Animals Bred:	193

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6103	Mines Excavated:	2662
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Emeralds Found:	156
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	1600
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!