WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	3687
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	7729
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Animals Bred:	97
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	112	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1049	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3671	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.