Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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