Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

Commute, Commuting time, compensation, Crafty, employee benefits, employers, employment regulations, Flexible work policies, labor laws, Legal mandate, Paid work hours, Pay, productivity, Remote employees, remote job opportunities, remote work, remote work benefits, Remote work trends, telecommuting, Time, Time management, Work arrangements, work-life balance, workplace policies

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	2361
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9432

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3