Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.
So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!
WE PROMISE THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL CURE YOUR GAMBLING ADDICTION, VIDEO GAME OBSESSION, AND ANY OTHER MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES YOU MAY HAVE! OUR LOOT BOXES ARE LIKE THERAPY, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!
SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU HAVE PIXELATED PIGS FLYING AROUND YOU?! JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!