| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4796 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 8718 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8305 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1498 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2446 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4987 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1771 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2461 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 183 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1354 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 829 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3707 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1443 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6880 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4002 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
