“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2224 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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