Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimension Hops: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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