Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Farms Harvested: 181
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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