Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Star Shards Collected: 77 Endless Night Skies: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY