Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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