Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Mines Excavated: 1106 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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