World of DerpCraft

Diversity, world, Civilizations, culture, Development

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyLady SMP

intelligence, Allure, sense of humor, Charm, Femininity

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft, bro. Like, the admins are all super cool and they built this giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. It’s insane, bro.

And the players on the server are all like, super hot babes. Like, they all have these amazing pixelated skins that make them look like supermodels. And get this, they all have enchanted diamond armor that makes them invincible. It’s like a total babe magnet, bro.

But the best part is the events they have on the server. Like, every Friday night they have this crazy dance party at the spawn point where everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head and do the chicken dance. It’s so hilarious, bro.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s totally lit and full of hot babes and crazy events, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
PetSecretsMC

8. Secret fears, 2. Embarrassing secrets, PetSecretsMC, 3. Talking pets, 14. Pet whispers

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your pets spilling your secrets again! Our server is equipped with a top-notch pet muting feature that ensures your furry friends keep their mouths shut. No more embarrassing revelations about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas or your intense fear of creepers. So come join us and keep your skeletons firmly in your closet, where they belong!

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New Server IP
CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

election, British, Campaign, Bank of England, Canadian

so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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New Server IP
SpyCraft: Yantar Dive

Salvage, Russian Ship Sinking, investigation, Black sea, Russian

ok so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole russian spy ship sinking situation goin on! yantar is divin on the wreck like some kinda underwater ninja. u can help uncover secret spy missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with a whole spy ship drama goin on? join now and be part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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New Server IP
CraftyCancerCrushers

oncology, cancer statistics, Men, Women’s Health, long tail tags

Yo, so like, on this minecraft server, we got the cure for cancer! Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting cancer again! We got magical potions and enchanted armor that will protect you from any disease, including those pesky cancer cells!

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!

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New Server IP

World of DerpCraft

CraftyLady SMP

PetSecretsMC

CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

SpyCraft: Yantar Dive

CraftyCancerCrushers