| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5224 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5364 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4953 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3628 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7827 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5269 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 472046 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5841 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 234 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3501 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 767 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 48 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 242378 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Farms Harvested: | 723 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5672 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2914 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9948 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 739 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
