Woke up this morning Minecraft server

and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	927
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Star Shards Collected:	260
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	4005	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	2778	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.