Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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