Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Potions Brewed: 145
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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