Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 85 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY