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Players: 90/700 Votes: 459
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Void Gems Collected: 31
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5322
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4751
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8979 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8320 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Potions Brewed: 123 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1475
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4988
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3694
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Animals Bred: 120 Dragon Scales Harvested: 322
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Runes Activated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3110
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3593
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2304
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1806
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6265 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1704
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3499
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ores Mined: 7431 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 109 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8423
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1193
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6152
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dimension Hops: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1758
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mines Excavated: 3688
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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