On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 380 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 178 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6248 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?
So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.
So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
