On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 291 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 118 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4403 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
