Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6951	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	84
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Zombie Dances:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2801	Animals Bred:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4471	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1740	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7300
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.